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A Story of……….wheeeeeeeeeeeeee…….

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hi there, i have a story to share with you people…….or things i really don’t long as you aren’t like Pedro.  i don’t like Pedro.  I think I’m going to kill Pedro……but heres the story!

There are two types of people in this world: the ones that follow every move I make, and the ones that don’t.  Most people on this Earth are the ones that follow me.  They think I don’t know but I do.  I see them following me as I walk down the street, when I am in my room counting the dots on the wall, looking at me as I walk out of a store, stop suddenly, and possibly start screaming and beating the closet living being with my merchandise when I realize they forgot to give me a receipt, or….never mind on with the story.  So one day I woke up around 6 in the evening and Sugar started speaking to me and told me that it would benefit my spiritual growth if I spent all night catching flies, pinning them to my wall with pushpins, then watching as all the flies on my ceiling slowly die and try to fly away, possibly tearing their wings off THEN dying!  I believed this to be a fantastic idea so I started looking for flies and………….hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…………………………… I’m gonna kill Pedro now.